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Cologne

I got a cologne sample set last year and I am trying and reviewing every one. I do not know how to write about smells. I imagine that I will get somewhat bored talking about smells and this will get weirder with time.




BVLGARI – AQVA POUR HOMME

Warmer citrus scent on the lighter side. While not overwhelming it makes its presence known. Out of the samples I have tried this is one of my favorites.

The internet declares that this smells like Orange , Petitgrain, seaweed, lavender and a few other assorted things. I can see why this is considered a cologne for summer, and more of a beach vibe.

I like a cologne with more of a citrus smell that lasts some time, so I can see why I like this.

I lied I don't know why people say one smell is for summer, if you like the smell wear it. Anyway when would you wear this? To a casual wedding, the grocery store, and while writing reviews of cologne. Don't wear this if you are trying to 100% Elden Ring.

Dior Pure Poison

Kind of woody and floral, more intense but not super heavy. Would not wear this to anything casual. I like it, but its not something that I would use.

After a quick google this is a perfume and not a cologne. Not to say that I must have my perfumes gendered, but I am not in the business of “seduction” (marketing word).

Internet says that this has notes of Amber, Sandalwood and Musk. You could wear this on a date, to a house tour, clubbing, or a monster truck rally (but like only if you have good seats.) DO NOT wear this to the Dentist, they may try to bite you (that's why they wear the mask.)

Now that I know that my box of cologne samples are not all just cologne I am more excited to be surprised by a scent that I am not prepared for.

30 min in update – this is giving me a bit of a headache. I washed it off.